Rob’s take on the bridal show

I walked into the large building and could smell the estrogen!

I looked around and saw brides to be and bride “wannabes” (aka southeastern girls woops i just said that) everywhere!!!!!

I walked around with Ashley holding a junk load of stuff….things were looking bad for me!!!

Then a glimmer of hope came… in the form of FOOD! Bridal exhibits apparently give away cake, cookies, shrimp cocktail, chocolate covered strawberries designed to look like tuxedos, photo booths, and more.

“This isn’t so bad,” i thought to myself, until the seminars began……

Somehow I got stuck in a seminar about “being green on your wedding day.” apparently if we have everything at one location we will save people from driving which will help keep down gas emission and apparently save the world……….My question is “should we also have our honeymoon night in the building with everyone there?” because driving to the hotel may cause the final hole in the ozone layer………. Honestly though I had a lot of ideas but Ashley kept hitting me and making me put my hand down, so I didn’t get to share many.

The next seminar the photographer suggested “sexy pictures” as a gift for the groom on the wedding day, I was fine with it.

Last seminar  I literally walked out because the woman was demonstrating how she had given the model bride a fake weave, bangs and something else and proceeded to take all of it off which freaked me out……

Things were looking dim until I found the man lounge………Food, TV and couches=great.

Final conclusion….Ashley was entertained and happy and I was well fed.

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